Only to a Catholic....

So one of my friends was driving a bunch of other people to a pro-life Mass that was at 4:30, and they were all between 17 and 23 (yes, that's relevant). So they were running late, and so he started speeding, and he got pulled over. So the cop sees a bunch of young people in a van at 4 in the morning and naturally assumes that they were out drinking all night, how else are they up this early? So he asks my friend what they're doing speeding so early in the morning, to which he replied "We're going to church!" So now the cop thinks he's mouthing off and arrests them all. So when they found out that not only were they telling the truth, but they had also missed church because of the mistake, the cop payed the speeding ticket for him. So now they've decided to get up at 2:30 instead of 3 if they are going to another one of these Masses at 4:30 that's half an hour away. And I though my 5:30 theology class was early...